Ave Romans,

Welcome to a new series on the Romans site, Meme Review. Here, we go over some of the best memes of our enemies of the current times. This is going to be a weekly post as long as we have enemies. I will make sure to include the best memes and the best commentary to go with it. Sit back, beat your meat, and eat some frosted flakes as we masturbate upon the unholy souls of our enemies. I will make sure to include the best copypastas for the clowns out there! 

OUR GLORIOUS MEME REVIEW SPOTLIGHT OF THE WEEK IS:

RFCP

Image created by Dino.

Yes, you heard me right. Uncle Cob, voted best troll of RFCP, is show casing some high class clownery of RFCP. Why would I do that? Well because, we’re at war and we really need some nice laughs to keep our troops happy! Note: I still love you RFCP, just why did you gotta play us like that?

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[AUSIA] UNSCHEDULED SPIDER TRAINING

2/18/2019

CURIA JULIA

Ave, Romans! Today we logged onto Blizzard, Club Penguin Rewritten for an unscheduled AUSIA divisional training mission as Spiders! At first we only had 2 troops on but within the next 10-15 minutes we rose to 4 and finally 5! That is what I like to see and hopefully we can create a greater AUSIA division officially. Fear us RFCP, for soon we will be maxing higher their your AUSIA! Seize the night!

Max: 6 (one came at the last minute)

Average: 4

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Ave Romans,

If you are not aware already, RFCP has declared war upon the Roman Empire. Yet another war, and our first war of this generation. Just to clarrify this post is not attacking ANYONE from RFCP nor is it an open letter like Kailey did (if you didn’t know I ran over her lizard a while back and she ate it). So I’ll just get into it.

The war occurred in a diplomatic talk with Prior and Sha. They claimed that Cabin raided a RFCP event. At first, I did believe it, probably because it was like 2 AM or something like that. But, later Games pointed out that there is a lack of evidence after digging deep. So we retracted our demotion of our Minister of Propaganda. Prior gave us an ultimatum to keep him demoted or war. We, not being pussies, decided to keep him as Prefect. This angered him to declare war. He also did accidently say that Cabin didn’t participate. So we talked over and decided to accept this war. That’s pretty much it. We are simply going to war over some baseless accusations, but this war is going to remain a nice and simple war between two armies. I do wish you luck, RFCP.

To note, as Minister of War, I am formally dropping all non-war related foreign relations with RFCP until the war ends. If you are in Romans and are in RFCP, you are obligated to leave the server. However, I am not going to hunt you down and force you to do that.
Act I – RFCP Removal Act

But we are going to win this war. No matter what. We will not step down, we will win.

Cobra,
Roman Legate & Minister of War

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[US] TRAINING MISSION

2/14/2019

CURIA JULIA

Ave, Romans! Today we logged onto Blizzard, Club Penguin Rewritten for an unscheduled US bee mission. While at the end of the event, we began to fall apart, we still did great in the beginning and ended up getting two recruit. Seize the Night!

Max: 10/8+ (with rogues/without rogues)

Average: 5 (without rogues)

Dino

Roman Legate

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Ave, Romans!

The event schedule for the week of February 15th, 2020 to February 22nd, 2020 is hereby declared by order of the interim emperor.

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[AM] TRAINING MISSION

2/14/2019

CURIA JULIA

Ave, Romans! Today we logged onto Blizzard, Club Penguin Rewritten for AM training mission. While at first we had to reschedule the event due to lack of members online, we bounced back heavily and had one of our best events in our CPR history ever. I cannot express how much I thank you all for making this a great event, especially during a holiday! Seize the Night and Happy Valentines Day!

Max: 23+/7+ (with rogues/without rogues)

Average: 6 (without rogues)

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UNSCHEDULED RECRUITING SESSION

2/13/2019

CURIA JULIA

Ave, Romans! Yesterday we logged onto Blizzard, Club Penguin Rewritten for an unscheduled recruitment session. We recruited for a period of 30-35 minutes but unfortunately no one joined the army. Nevertheless, we persisted and recruited anyways. And just because we were unlucky yesterday doesn’t mean Romans will never succeed. We will continue to grow like the previous few days! Seize the night!

Max: 4

Average: 3

Participants: Dino, Smurf, Zaidimi (Games), Mic B (kaylawesome3)

Unfortunately no pictures were taken for the unscheduled recruitment event.

Dino

Roman Legate

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[AM] TRAINING MISSION

2/13/2019

CURIA JULIA

Ave, Romans! Today we logged onto Blizzard, Club Penguin Rewritten for AM training mission. While it was bumpy at first, we did great later on and at the pizza parlor got a ton of rogues! Seize the Night!

Max: 13+/7+ (with rogues/without rogues)

Average: 9

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[UK] UNSCHEDULED TRAINING MISSION

2/13/2019

CURIA JULIA

Ave, Romans! Today we logged onto Blizzard, Club Penguin Rewritten for an unscheduled UK divisional training mission. At first we only had 2 troops on but within a few minutes we started to max 5! That is what I like to see and hopefully we can create a greater UK division officially. Seize the night!

Max: 5

Average: 5

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[AM] TRAINING MISSION

2/11/2019

CURIA JULIA

Ave, Romans! Today we logged onto Blizzard, Club Penguin Rewritten for our AM divisional training mission. We had some struggle due to the lack of leaders online but our legate Smurf was still able to lead the event for 30 minutes. Seize the night!

Max: 9

Average: 8

Unfortunately no pictures were taken for the event.

Dino

Roman Legate

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