Army World Cup [2026] – ROMANS VICTORY!

Posted on February 11, 2026 by Judy

On February 7th, 2026, Romans exited the Army World Cup [CPAL] tournament victorious after 17 room wins and a whopping 20 max in our final battle. We fought valiantly through every battle, prepared every day, seized every night until our perseverance paid off and we came back with our first trophy in 11 years.

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ROMANS INTERVIEW

Posted on January 30, 2026 by Znation

ok guys, znation here, I’m gonna interview a bunch of my staff and see how they feel about the ranks they hold in Romans

RECRUITER OF THE WEEK

znation: How do u feel about being the recruiter of the week

Kennedy: I feel awesome sauce, thanks

Znation: do u plan on maintaining that rank

Kennedy: I’ll try : P

Znation: How do u see yourself in Romans in the next few months

Kennedy: Probably the same rank, I’m comfortable with the current rank I have, and I’ll probably stay that way

STAFF OF THE WEEK

znation: How do u feel about being the Staff of the week

Puffkitty: uhhhh idk

Znation: do u plan on working hard in Romans?

Puffkitty: yes I’ll try my best, even with my mental health

Znation: Where do u see yourself in Romans in a few months

Puffkitty: idk just being active and recruiting

NEW JUNIOR ADVISOR

znation: How do u feel being a junior advisor for romans

DBSA: hype and pride

Znation: What do u plan on achieving for romans

DBSA: give support to leaders and staff


JUDY CUZ SHE ASKED

JUDY: I feel absolutely supercalifragilisticexpealidociusly ECSTATIC about being a senior advisor in the best army ever aka Romans hell yeah, I think about being a senior advisor every day. I look in the mirror and I tell myself I’m proud because I’m a senior advisor in ROMANS. If I ever made a wish I would wish to be a senior advisor in Romans and because that already came true I would wish to ALWAYS be a senior advisor in Romans

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On Our Departure From The CPA Org

Posted on October 7, 2025 by Roman Actual

Ave Romans, and greetings to all those reading this: You know who it is. On behalf of the Roman leadership, I’ve come forward to represent our position on recent developments within the community. Read more after the break:

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Ashes To Ashes, Dust To Dust

Posted on September 23, 2025 by Roman Actual

Greetings, to the Roman legionaries and Club Penguin army community members reading this: It’s Dj. I am going to forgo the usual camp and theming to a deliver a message that I deem too serious and important for the future of the community.

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A Statement On Sexual Misconduct

Posted on September 18, 2025 by Roman Actual

Ave Romans! It’s your resident old man, here with a message to you and the rest of the greater CPA community on the topic of sexual misconduct in armies.

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Twitchy Didn’t Create CPAS

Posted on October 14, 2020 by Ulysses Nardo

Twitchy Edit: lmao

Hello there, I’m Ulysses Nardo. I lead the Romans in the years 2017-2018. It has come to my attention that there is a prevalent myth that Twitchy founded the Club Penguin Army Syndicate (CPAS), an army league that existed in early 2018. This is incorrect. In reality, I created CPAS. Here is a quote from the Club Penguin Army Wiki that explains how this myth got started:

In early 2018, Nardo would create the Club Penguin Army Syndicate while he was leading Romans. He drafted a constitution, set up a discord server, and soon after most of the army community joined the league. After seeing the success of CPAS, Twitchy543 approached Nardo and proposed that CPAS merges into his server for army veterans, called the Army Lounge, which Nardo would accept the offer. After the merge was complete, Nardo would begin making plans to start another news site called Penguin Central. This didn’t happen because in late February Nardo went AWOL. CPAS merging with Army Lounge, in addition to Nardo going AWOL soon after the merge, has created a myth that Twitchy543 founded CPAS, however this is false.

Source: https://clubpenguinarmy.fandom.com/wiki/Ulysses_Nardo

Thank you for reading.

~ Ulysses Nardo ~

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