Tiber Tales: Tuiticius and the Dragon Wars

Artist credit: RenagadeRexRider

Chapter I: The Age of Dragons

Before the clocks of kings first carved the sky in measured, mortal time,

When earth was raw and thunder spoke in pulses vast, primeval, sublime,

There ruled the elder sovereigns crowned in flame and shadowed prime,

The dragons, deathless architects whose breath made stone to climb.

They coiled round newborn mountains like a jeweler shaping gold,

They carved the seas to steaming scars where molten tempests rolled,

Their wings were storms of iron night, their eyes were suns grown old,

And every peak and canyon rang with names their voices told.

They drank the lightning from the clouds and spat it back as fire,

They bent the forests to their will and crowned each blazing spire,

No law but pride, no throne but sky, no rival to conspire,

For none could match their endless years nor challenge their desire.

Beneath them crept the scattered tribes of fragile, fleeting men,

Who huddled in the ash of caves and prayed to stars and when,

They whispered fearful lullabies of talons, flame, and then,

They begged the dawn might hide their smoke from draconic sight again.

The dragons watched with ancient minds, contempt both cold and deep,

They marked mankind as passing dust, a harvest none would reap,

For what were years of human breath to those who did not sleep,

Who saw empires rise and fall as waves that barely keep?

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Army World Cup [2026] – ROMANS VICTORY!

On February 7th, 2026, Romans exited the Army World Cup [CPAL] tournament victorious after 17 room wins and a whopping 20 max in our final battle. We fought valiantly through every battle, prepared every day, seized every night until our perseverance paid off and we came back with our first trophy in 11 years.

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ROMANS INTERVIEW

ok guys, znation here, I’m gonna interview a bunch of my staff and see how they feel about the ranks they hold in Romans

znation: How do u feel about being the recruiter of the week

Kennedy: I feel awesome sauce, thanks

Znation:
do u plan on maintaining that rank

Kennedy:
I’ll try : P

Znation: How do u see yourself in Romans in the next few months

Kennedy: Probably the same rank, I’m comfortable with the current rank I have, and I’ll probably stay that way

znation: How do u feel about being the Staff of the week

Puffkitty: uhhhh idk

Znation: do u plan on working hard in Romans?

Puffkitty: yes I’ll try my best, even with my mental health

Znation: Where do u see yourself in Romans in a few months

Puffkitty: idk just being active and recruiting

znation: How do u feel being a junior advisor for romans

DBSA: hype and pride

Znation: What do u plan on achieving for romans

DBSA: give support to leaders and staff

JUDY: I feel absolutely supercalifragilisticexpealidociusly ECSTATIC about being a senior advisor in the best army ever aka Romans hell yeah, I think about being a senior advisor every day. I look in the mirror and I tell myself I’m proud because I’m a senior advisor in ROMANS. If I ever made a wish I would wish to be a senior advisor in Romans and because that already came true I would wish to ALWAYS be a senior advisor in Romans

On Our Departure From The CPA Org

Ave Romans, and greetings to all those reading this: You know who it is. On behalf of the Roman leadership, I’ve come forward to represent our position on recent developments within the community. Read more after the break:

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Ashes To Ashes, Dust To Dust

Greetings, to the Roman legionaries and Club Penguin army community members reading this: It’s Dj. I am going to forgo the usual camp and theming to a deliver a message that I deem too serious and important for the future of the community.

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A Statement On Sexual Misconduct

Ave Romans! It’s your resident old man, here with a message to you and the rest of the greater CPA community on the topic of sexual misconduct in armies.

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Twitchy Didn’t Create CPAS

Twitchy Edit: lmao

Hello there, I’m Ulysses Nardo. I lead the Romans in the years 2017-2018. It has come to my attention that there is a prevalent myth that Twitchy founded the Club Penguin Army Syndicate (CPAS), an army league that existed in early 2018. This is incorrect. In reality, I created CPAS. Here is a quote from the Club Penguin Army Wiki that explains how this myth got started:

In early 2018, Nardo would create the Club Penguin Army Syndicate while he was leading Romans. He drafted a constitution, set up a discord server, and soon after most of the army community joined the league. After seeing the success of CPAS, Twitchy543 approached Nardo and proposed that CPAS merges into his server for army veterans, called the Army Lounge, which Nardo would accept the offer. After the merge was complete, Nardo would begin making plans to start another news site called Penguin Central. This didn’t happen because in late February Nardo went AWOL. CPAS merging with Army Lounge, in addition to Nardo going AWOL soon after the merge, has created a myth that Twitchy543 founded CPAS, however this is false.

Source: https://clubpenguinarmy.fandom.com/wiki/Ulysses_Nardo

Thank you for reading.


~ Ulysses Nardo ~

SPECIAL REPORT: “On the Rebel Penguin Illuminati”

This post is an editorial written by Twitchy. Though factual evidence is used for argumentative support, bias is to be expected.

ICE BERG, Roman Headquarters — The Rebel Penguin Illuminati is not real.

Despite the few short terms I served in Club Penguin Army Central, I’ve never really enjoyed writing news-type posts. I did take journalism classes throughout my years in high school, eventually graduating to the “editor-in-chief” (that being the highest position a student in the class could hold). But I feel the need to write this post because there’s a lot of information about a conspiracy theory that’s been developing over the months. At first, none of us saw it as a big deal and thought it was something that would just blow over after a few weeks. But it’s only grown since then, and I now feel the need to put an end to it.

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