Teutons War Log

Posted on March 19, 2026 by Ulysses Nardo

Invasion of Mos Eisley Spaceport

Saturday, March 14, 2026

We led the charge in our first assault on the Teutons: the Invasion of Mos Eisley Spaceport. Together we poured into that wretched hive of scum and villainy, facing doxxers, racists, defacers, and criminals with relentless focus and careful coordination. Every corridor we cleared, every barricade we smashed, carried the weight of our determination and the certainty of justice. Our strikes were precise, our advance unstoppable, and with each step the enemy faltered and their chaos began to crumble. By the time the last of them had been driven from their strongholds, victory was complete and the spaceport stood reclaimed. The message we left behind was clear to all who had sought to spread harm: cruelty and corruption would meet unwavering resistance and would be torn down wherever they rose.

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War of Teutonic Reckoning

Posted on March 12, 2026 by Ulysses Nardo

Until recently, Romans stood beside the Phantom Republic, lending strength to their war effort against the Teutons. But after careful deliberation, we decided on a different path, one where our fate is forged by our own hands, not those of another army.

Our cause is clear. The leadership guiding the Teutons represents the very worst elements of CPA, the bottom feeders who have long dragged the community down. This post will lay out the proof of that reality and the reasons why their rule cannot go unanswered.

From this moment forward, Romans marches to war under its own banner. We hereby declare war upon the Teutons and begin a new chapter in this conflict: the War of Teutonic Reckoning.

Let it be known that this is no longer a struggle fought from the sidelines. The reckoning has begun. ⚔️

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Tiber Tales: Tuiticius and the Dragon Wars

Posted on February 27, 2026 by Ulysses Nardo
Artist credit: RenagadeRexRider

Chapter I: The Age of Dragons

Before the clocks of kings first carved the sky in measured, mortal time,

When earth was raw and thunder spoke in pulses vast, primeval, sublime,

There ruled the elder sovereigns crowned in flame and shadowed prime,

The dragons, deathless architects whose breath made stone to climb.

They coiled round newborn mountains like a jeweler shaping gold,

They carved the seas to steaming scars where molten tempests rolled,

Their wings were storms of iron night, their eyes were suns grown old,

And every peak and canyon rang with names their voices told.

They drank the lightning from the clouds and spat it back as fire,

They bent the forests to their will and crowned each blazing spire,

No law but pride, no throne but sky, no rival to conspire,

For none could match their endless years nor challenge their desire.

Beneath them crept the scattered tribes of fragile, fleeting men,

Who huddled in the ash of caves and prayed to stars and when,

They whispered fearful lullabies of talons, flame, and then,

They begged the dawn might hide their smoke from draconic sight again.

The dragons watched with ancient minds, contempt both cold and deep,

They marked mankind as passing dust, a harvest none would reap,

For what were years of human breath to those who did not sleep,

Who saw empires rise and fall as waves that barely keep?

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Triumph of Ray ─ Romans Finale

Posted on October 16, 2020 by Ulysses Nardo

Today, Romans logged on Toboggan, CPR for our grand finale. We hosted a Roman triumph for our current Emperor, Ray el Rey. A Roman triumph was where a general and his army paraded through the city of Rome to celebrate conquering new territory (click here to learn more). After the parade, we hosted an after-party where we played Card-Jitsu. We maxed 18. Great job everyone!

VIDEO: https://www.bitchute.com/video/pFVmbx31kxVm/

Seize the night!

~ Ulysses Nardo ~

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Twitchy Didn’t Create CPAS

Posted on October 14, 2020 by Ulysses Nardo

Twitchy Edit: lmao

Hello there, I’m Ulysses Nardo. I lead the Romans in the years 2017-2018. It has come to my attention that there is a prevalent myth that Twitchy founded the Club Penguin Army Syndicate (CPAS), an army league that existed in early 2018. This is incorrect. In reality, I created CPAS. Here is a quote from the Club Penguin Army Wiki that explains how this myth got started:

In early 2018, Nardo would create the Club Penguin Army Syndicate while he was leading Romans. He drafted a constitution, set up a discord server, and soon after most of the army community joined the league. After seeing the success of CPAS, Twitchy543 approached Nardo and proposed that CPAS merges into his server for army veterans, called the Army Lounge, which Nardo would accept the offer. After the merge was complete, Nardo would begin making plans to start another news site called Penguin Central. This didn’t happen because in late February Nardo went AWOL. CPAS merging with Army Lounge, in addition to Nardo going AWOL soon after the merge, has created a myth that Twitchy543 founded CPAS, however this is false.

Source: https://clubpenguinarmy.fandom.com/wiki/Ulysses_Nardo

Thank you for reading.

~ Ulysses Nardo ~

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Why I Joined the Romans

Posted on March 29, 2018 by Ulysses Nardo

Nardo: You are a retardo, you lose a month with us,the last month! Oof, how could I get mad at you? Thank you for letting me be part of the team.

I remember the day.

Dj approached me, asking about my Army experience. I tell him, and then he offers me a leadership position in Romans. When I asked him why, he said something along the lines of me having a good head on my shoulders and the conviction to get things done. I wonder what would have happened if I had said no. It could’ve went down that path, for just recently I had gotten quite busy and had become inactive in RPF. But I was starting to bounce back, so I decided to give it a shot. Why, you ask? 

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New Year’s Kickoff Event 1/2/18

Posted on January 2, 2018 by Ulysses Nardo

To kick off 2018, Romans held an event that was an awesome turnaround from the sluggishness caused by the holidays. Great work Romans! It was led by Smurf for the first 10 minutes, but I took over afterwards and led the rest of the event. Continue reading for pictures.

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Maple Eagle Colony Event 12/31/17

Posted on January 2, 2018 by Ulysses Nardo

To end off the year of 2017, the Romans had an event with their now defunct colony, the Maple Eagle Colony. The event went well, maxing 6 and averaging 6. The colony was opened on December 23rd, 2017, and shut down by a 3:1 officer vote on January 2nd, 2018. Rest in peace, Maple Eagles. May you soar the skies of Heaven. Continue reading for pictures.

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Romans Christmas Party

Posted on December 26, 2017 by Ulysses Nardo

Romans Christmas Party

Wednesday, December 27th, 2017

CPPS: Club Penguin Rewritten

Server: Deep Freeze

Primary Room: Chawwh’s Igloo

Meet-Up Room: Ski Hill

Times: 8:00pm EST, 7:00pm CST, 6:00pm MST, 5:00pm PST, 1:00am UTC

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Battle of the Igloo Reenactment Results 12/17/2017

Posted on December 24, 2017 by Ulysses Nardo

Hello Romans! On the 17th, we reenacted the very first organized battle in Army history: the Battle of the Igloo. The details on how we did it can be found by clicking here. However, today I am going to tell you about the reenactment. Continue reading for more information and pictures.

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